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放假笑一笑

唔好比佢停

it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit

Let me tell you something you already know.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees
and keep you there permanently if you let it.
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life.
But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward.
That's how winning is done.
Now, if you know what you're worth,
then go out and get what you're worth.
But you gotta be willing to take the hit,
and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are
because of him, or her, or anybody.
Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!

Truth about Georgia

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H8XI2Chc6uQ

有錢沒錢

沒錢的時候，養豬 ；
有錢的時候，養狗 ；
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜 ；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜 ；
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車 ；
沒錢的時候想結婚，有錢的時候想離婚 ；
沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書，有錢的時候秘書兼老婆 ；
沒錢的時候假裝有錢，有錢的時候假裝沒錢 。

當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉 ；
過去把第一次留給丈夫，現在把第一胎留給丈夫 ；
鄉下早晨雞叫人，城裡晚上人叫雞 ；
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，新社會演員賣身不賣藝